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Monday, 22 December 2014

A CAROL FOR KWANZAA: THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHIMPOUT


Kwanzaa is an ancient Dindu festival that originated many years ago (1965) in deepest, darkest California. It is essentially Christmas with all the White stuff (maids a-milking, partridges in pear trees, etc.) removed and replaced with vibrant Dindu stuff (random gunshots, looted TVs, etc.). In celebration of this rich contribution to Western multiculturalism here is The Twelve Days of Kwanzaa sung by an appreciative SWPL.

For those interested in singing along, the lyrics are identical to the Twelve Days of Christmas with the following ebonic elements substituted: 12 bricks a flying, 11 boons a wailing, 10 looted TVs, 9 Swisher Sweets, 8 random gunshots, 7 Gawker shill posts, 6 Mike Brown t-shirts, 5 felonies, 4 beat up SWPLs, 3 stolen iPhones, 2 burnt out weave stores, and a Darren Wilson going free.

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