Friday, 9 October 2015

WHITEY CAN'T WIN


If whitey moves out of a black neighborhood—“white-flight”—he is racist. If whitey moves into a black neighborhood—“gentrification”—he is racist.

If whitey doesn’t give welfare to blacks, he is racist. If whitey does give welfare to blacks, he is “keeping them on the plantation” and is racist.

If whitey doesn’t let in non-white immigrants, he is racist. If whitey does let in non-white immigrants, he is subjecting them to “white privilege” and is racist.

If whitey builds up the Third World through colonization, he is racist. If whitey doesn’t build up the Third World through foreign aid he is racist.

If whitey doesn’t promote Affirmative Action, he isn’t giving non-whites a chance and is racist. If whitey does promote Affirmative Action, he is peddling “the soft bigotry of low expectations” and is racist.

If whitey doesn’t celebrate non-white cultures, he is “narrow minded” and is racist. If whitey does celebrate non-white cultures, he is committing “cultural appropriation” and is racist.

If whitey doesn’t vote for a non-white candidate, he is only doing so because of the candidate’s race and is racist. If whitey does vote for a non-white candidate, he is only doing so because of the candidate’s race and is racist.

If whitey doesn’t create a history month for a non-white group, he is racist. If whitey does create a history month for a non-white group, he is “confining that group’s history to only a month” and is racist.

If whitey isn’t colorblind, he is racist. If whitey is colorblind, he is racist.

No matter what whitey does, he is racist.

Whitey can’t win. Can he?


William Rome blogs at
Smoking While Rome Burns



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