Apparently for some time now, though I'm not sure exactly how long, "baby dancing," a unique species of aerobic dance jazzercise, has been a thing that some young mothers do.

Some may call this activity silly, while others might say it actually provides a means by which mothers are enabled to bond with their infants while at the same time losing some of their "baby fat."

One might entertain certain reservations, wondering if it's good for wee ones to be bounced around like this. I suppose, however, that if the bjorn is secure, the child is snug and serene. In any case, none of the kids in this video look like they're being harmed, inadvertently or otherwise:

But of course, in our enlightened age and time, we can't have baby-dancing relegated exclusively to the female sphere; men must be femininely nurturing, too! Real men, even if they are technically dads, can in fact-- and should in fact-- be moms, too!

And so (below), if you dare, behold the baby-bearing dancing dads of doom.

Note their embarrassed smiles-- oh, they're such good sports, aren't they! Note how their wives howl and hoot at them from the wings, as if there were nothing sexier than henpecked men acting like clownish minstrel show sad sacks (albeit with no true "sacks" to speak of)... Finally, see how the climax of their dance is none other than assuming "rock out" and stroking their "air guitars." Play that imaginary music, white boys!

In short, a snapshot of an era of militant emasculation, of a culture ripe for colonization and replacement.

Dig it? No, me neither.

Andy Nowicki, assistant editor of Alternative Right, is the author of eight books, including Under the NihilThe Columbine PilgrimConsidering Suicide, and Beauty and the Least. He occasionally updates his blog when the spirit moves him to do so. Visit his Soundcloud page. His author page is Alt Right Novelist.


  1. Why do those girls have shades on inside a building? And why crooked baseball caps?
    And why would they want to introduce their babies to jungle jive pimp music?

    Why all the Africanization?

    1. You must ask the Bagelite parasites.

  2. If this is a way to get white people to breed, I'll take it.

    1. Me too. There's like 40 or so white babies. That's a nice sight to my eyes.
      Mom and Dad's goofing around and laughing.